讲笑话的人讲笑话不是为了让别人开心，是为了让自己开心。
07
Feb 10
Albert Einstein Quote
Things should be made as simple as possible, but, no simpler.
– Albert Einstein
Computer professionals who design software know that simple software is good software; complex software is bad software. The simpler the software, the better it’s.
Computer professionals also know that professional designers don’t design absolutely simple software. Absolutely simple software is actually impossibly complex. Ideally, you should simplify, simplify, simplify until you reach a breaking point. Things should be made as simple as possible, but, no simpler.
Simple things are complex and complex things are simple – this is a tautology. Absolutely simple things are absolutely complex – absolutely simple things are too complex for the human brain, which, is simple.
Einstein has the most complex human brain and he knows that the human brain is simple.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! The most complex human brain in the world claims he is simple minded.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! The most complex human brain in the world claims he cannot handle things that are too simple.
07
Feb 10
结婚
我用纸张折戒指问女孩喜欢吗？她笑得很开心，很灿烂，很唯美。
电影是真的。人生如戏，戏如人生。
女孩说她要我折百次。电影也是女孩说百次。两人都重复说百次，要百次。
一张戏票赢得美人归。
07
Feb 10
Dumb People
People who admit they don’t understand a certain topic are dumb people. Dumb people who understand they don’t understand are actually very smart. Not just smart, but, also sensible.
07
Feb 10
There are Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics
The average income of workers in a country is $20,000, but, the income of workers in a country is not $20,000.
07
Feb 10
男人女人
女人喜欢看闹剧。爱施计大庭广众让男人在她面前打架，争锋吃醋。女人上前劝架，哭求不要。看到两个关心的人打架很心痛。
看戏的是傻子，演戏的是疯子。
四大美人是傻子，爱看戏。中国人是疯子。
